I'm also playing that immature game of making parallel porn titles from real films. I find it passes the time quite well:
The C*nt of Monte Cristo
Ed's Got Wood
That's not my best work - they've all emptied from my head unfortunately. Please feel free to comment with your own suggestions - keep it to film names. And I don't want no spam shiz offering advice on how to set up my own company using only a cushion and some polyfilla so leave it out.